raidr (that he did not make)

[thirdact]

LAN 12:34 ☀   ☎ ✉ Odasaku ♥, 28 A sensitive man with a giving heart, who only wants to do good in this world. I'm fully available to be friends with everyone or to parent any wayward orphans! I like good alcohol, intelligent conversations, and spicy curry. You could say I'm Flawless! ✖ ❤

✖ / Rejected!!	❤ / Matched!!
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[darkeras]

❤

[thirdact]

Dazai?

[what is this app. who put it on his phone.]

[darkeras]

I think it's the other Dazai that did it. I have one, too.

[it is not as sexy... or enticing... or, y'know.]

[thirdact]

❤

Sounds like him

[he had to swipe to look at Dazai's profile ok]

[darkeras]

[still going to be smug about getting a heart tho]

I haven't really seen a point in editing it yet.

[thirdact]

It must not be that inaccurate

[darkeras]

Either way, Odasaku's is very accurate.

[thirdact]

I think it's biased

[darkeras]

The biased one is you in this instance.

[thirdact]

You're not exactly a neutral source

[darkeras]

Just keep watching. You'll probably get nothing but those hearts because people agree.

[thirdact]

Whatever you say

[darkeras]

❤

[thirdact]

[did he accidentally swipe a second time

it's probably a dick move to ask]

❤

[goatsongs]

❤

Let me guess, Dazai wrote your biography for you.

Also, there's a book club I wanted to invite you to.

[thirdact]

Chuuya-san

what book club?

[i mean he kinda figured it was a Dazai and is a little pissed about it so let's obviously steer around that topic for a moment]

[goatsongs]

You know the library in the north district, right? We're holding a book club every Thursday now, 7 PM. Attendance not mandatory, show up what weeks you feel up to it. The first book on our list is "Night on the Galatic Railroad", which is one of my favorites and should be easy to get through in a week.

[Nerd nerd reading nerd nerd.]

[thirdact]

Sure, that sounds nice

Thanks for thinking of me

[goatsongs]

No problem. Talking about books is more fun with more people, and you'll probably look at it differently than I will since apparently half the writers I know aren't writers where you're from.

[thirdact]

I've never heard of that book before, so it's likely one of those cases

[goatsongs]

I know it is because it's by one of Tiger Lily's detective coworkers. Miyazawa Kenji-sensei.

[thirdact]

I've never heard of either of them

[is Tiger Lily someone's name ... ?]

[goatsongs]

Nakajima Atsushi. I just think it's weird to call my boyfriend the same name as somebody else.

[thirdact]

I can understand that

[also didnt know that Dazai's orphan was dating a Chuuya but there you go]

[goatsongs]

[Dazai doesn't know either probably! That'll be a fun surprise.]

I don't call the Dazais the same thing as mine either. Or the other Chuuya.

What should I call you?

[thirdact]

Doesn't really matter to me

[goatsongs]

[There's a longer pause than normal with this one. Chuuya's trying to think of a decent nickname.]

'Flawless' is no good, Dazai will think I'm hitting on you all the time. I guess you're Red until I come up with something better, but I'm not satisfied with that.

[thirdact]

You'll get there eventually

[lmao chuuya why so cute]

[goatsongs]

[He's not cute at all, shut up.]

Thanks for putting up with the preliminary nickname.